Welcome to the Portal O Love

Please choose a ceremony depending on which package you purchased.

Please note:

  1. These are all pre-written ceremonies to be performed as written.
  2. You may choose to include a ring exchange and bring your own personal vows on the day.
  3. The bold text makes up the legally required wording — you cannot remove this.
  4. The italic text in the Fancy Pants and Big Kahuna ceremonies is for you to fill in the gaps so we can include your love story — maximum one sentence answers please.
You Purchased Your Ceremony
The standard package Choose either:
🎰 The Vegas
💥 OR The Wham Bam
Fancy Pants Package (up to 25 guests) 👖 The Fancy Pants
The Big Kahuna (up to 120 guests) 🌊 The Big Kahuna

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🎰 Option 1 — The Vegas Vegas · $400 2 min · Rings optional

Welcome!

I would like to begin by acknowledging the Traditional Custodians of the land on which we gather today and pay respects to their Elders past, present and emerging. I extend that respect to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples here today.

My name is [CELEBRANT]. I am duly authorised by law to solemnise marriages according to law. But more importantly, I'm thrilled to be part of today's proceedings and get you two hitched!

Before you are joined in marriage in my presence and in the presence of these witnesses, I am to remind you of the solemn and binding nature of the relationship into which you are now about to enter. Marriage, according to law in Australia, is the union of two people to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered into for life.

And now it's time for the vows (and exchanging of rings if relevant).

[Partner 1], please repeat after me: "I call upon the persons here present, to witness that I, [Full Name], take you, [Full Name] to be my lawful wedded husband / wife / spouse / partner in marriage."

(Ring placed on partner's hand if relevant. Personalised vows shared if relevant.)

[Partner 2], it's your turn now: "I call upon the persons here present, to witness that I, [Full Name], take you, [Full Name], to be my lawful wedded husband / wife / spouse / partner in marriage."

(Ring placed on partner's hand if relevant. Personalised vows shared if relevant.)

On behalf of myself and these two fabulous and exclusive witnesses, I'd like to thank you for allowing us to be part of this brief, yet momentous occasion.

It is now my great pleasure to pronounce you husband & wife / wife & wife / husband & husband / partner & partner / married at last! You may now kiss!

💥 Option 2 — The Wham Bam Vegas · $400 5 min · Rings optional

Hello, and welcome to the I Do Drive Thru wedding of [Partner 1] and [Partner 2]!

I would like to begin by acknowledging the Traditional Custodians of the land on which we gather today and pay respects to their Elders past, present and emerging. I extend that respect to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples here today.

My name is [CELEBRANT] and I am duly authorised by law to solemnise marriages according to law. I'm thrilled to be the one to get you two hitched today!

Before you are joined in marriage in my presence and in the presence of these witnesses, I am to remind you of the solemn and binding nature of the relationship into which you are now about to enter. Marriage, according to law in Australia, is the union of two people to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered into for life.

And now for the marriage vows!

[Partner 1], please repeat after me: "I call upon the persons here present, to witness that I, [Full Name], take you, [Full Name] to be my lawful wedded husband / wife / spouse / partner in marriage."

[Partner 2], it's your turn: "I call upon the persons here present, to witness that I, [Full Name], take you, [Full Name], to be my lawful wedded husband / wife / spouse / partner in marriage."

We've now come to the part of the ceremony known as the ring exchange. This ritual dates all the way back to ancient Rome and is laden with all sorts of symbolic meaning regarding eternal love. The ring remains as the visible sign of your social contract and lets the whole world know that you are now officially and legally taken!

[Partner 1], do you take [Partner 2] to be your plus one, your co-pilot, your confidante, bestie and awesomely wedded wife / husband / spouse? "I do." Please place the ring on [Partner 2]'s finger. (Personal vows if relevant.)

[Partner 2], do you take [Partner 1] to be your plus one, your co-pilot, your confidante, bestie and awesomely wedded wife / husband / spouse? "I do." Please place the ring on [Partner 1]'s finger. (Personal vows if relevant.)

On behalf of myself and these A-list witnesses, thank you for allowing us the privilege of being part of this brief, yet momentous occasion. It is now my great honour to pronounce you husband & wife / wife & wife / husband & husband / partner & partner / married at last! Now, kiss to seal the deal!

👖 Option 3 — The Fancy Pants Fancy Pants · Up to 25 guests 7 min · Personalised
Fill in the bold sections with 1–2 sentence answers. A personalised draft will be sent to you before the ceremony.

Hello, and welcome to the I Do Drive Thru wedding of [Partner 1] and [Partner 2]! My name is [CELEBRANT] and I am so thrilled to be here today.

I would like to begin by acknowledging the Traditional Custodians of the land on which we gather today and pay respects to their Elders past, present and emerging. I extend that respect to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples here today.

Welcome to you, VIP loved ones. It is so special that you have been asked as the chosen few to be here today.

[Partner 1] and [Partner 2] first met ……………………………………………

[Partner 1]'s initial impression of [Partner 2] was …………………………………

[Partner 2]'s initial impression of [Partner 1] was ……………………………

They have shared their lives together for ………………………………

They have also welcomed ………… [children's / pets' names] ………… into their lives. (Skip if not relevant.)

For [Partner 1] and [Partner 2], today is about ……………………………………

Together they are looking forward to a long, happy married life, full of ………………………

So, let's make this official! Please turn and face each other, and feel free to hold hands.

I am duly authorised by law to solemnise marriages according to law. Before you are joined in marriage in my presence and in the presence of these witnesses, I am to remind you of the solemn and binding nature of the relationship into which you are now about to enter. Marriage, according to law in Australia, is the union of two people to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered into for life.

[Partner 1], please repeat after me: "I call upon the persons here present, to witness that I, [Full Name], take you, [Full Name] to be my lawful wedded husband / wife / spouse / partner in marriage."

[Partner 2], please repeat after me: "I call upon the persons here present, to witness that I, [Full Name], take you, [Full Name], to be my lawful wedded husband / wife / spouse / partner in marriage."

[Partner 1], do you take [Partner 2] to be your plus one, your co-pilot, your confidante, bestie and awesomely wedded wife / husband / spouse? "I do." Please place your ring on [Partner 2]'s finger. (Personal vows if required.)

[Partner 2], do you take [Partner 1] to be your plus one, your co-pilot, your confidante, bestie and awesomely wedded wife / husband / spouse? "I do." Please place your ring on [Partner 1]'s finger. (Personal vows if required.)

On behalf of myself and these amazing witnesses, thank you for allowing us the privilege of being part of this brief, yet momentous occasion. It is now my great honour to pronounce you husband & wife / wife & wife / husband & husband / partner & partner / married at last! Now, kiss to seal the deal!

🌊 Option 4 — The Big Kahuna Big Kahuna · Up to 120 guests 10 min · PA provided
Fill in bold sections with 1–2 sentence answers. Celebrant brings a PA. Assign someone to play 3 songs — entrance, signing, and exit. All optional.

A very warm welcome, family and friends! Before the rest of the wedding party enters, we ask that you pop down your phones and be present in the moment. Please stand so we can officially begin!

(Music plays. Thank you, please take a seat.)

I would like to begin by acknowledging the Traditional Custodians of the land on which we gather today and pay my respects to their Elders past, present and emerging. I extend that respect to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples here today.

My name is [CELEBRANT] and I'm so happy to be part of today's proceedings.

[Partner 1] and [Partner 2] met ………………………………

[Partner 1]'s first impression of [Partner 2] was ………………

[Partner 2]'s first impression of [Partner 1] was ……………

They shared their first kiss ………………

They have shared their lives for …………………………

In that time they have welcomed ………… [children's / pets' names] ………… into their lives.

Theirs is a relationship built on [choose three words] …………, …………, and …………

[Partner 1] describes [Partner 2] as ………, ………, and ………. They love: ………………

[Partner 2] describes [Partner 1] as ………, ………, and ………. They love: ………………

For [Partner 1] and [Partner 2] today is an opportunity to ……………………………

So let's get to the business of marrying them! Please turn and face each other — look at each other, take this moment in.

I am duly authorised by law to solemnise this marriage according to law. Before you are joined in marriage in my presence and in the presence of these witnesses, I am to remind you of the solemn and binding nature of the relationship into which you are now about to enter. Marriage, according to law in Australia, is the union of two people to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered into for life.

[Partner 1], will you take [Partner 2] to be your wife / husband / spouse / partner? Will you dedicate yourself — love, care, and cherish them through life's joys and sorrows, for all the days of your life? "I will."

[Partner 2], will you take [Partner 1] to be your wife / husband / spouse / partner? Will you dedicate yourself — love, care, and cherish them through life's joys and sorrows, for all the days of your life? "I will."

[Partner 1], please repeat after me: "I call upon the persons here present, to witness that I, [Full Name], take you, [Full Name], to be my lawful wedded husband / wife / partner in marriage." Please place your ring on [Partner 2]'s finger and repeat: "[Partner 2], please take this ring as a symbol of my love and commitment to you." (Personal vows if relevant.)

[Partner 2], please repeat after me: "I call upon the persons here present, to witness that I, [Full Name], take you, [Full Name], to be my lawful wedded husband / wife / partner in marriage." Please place your ring on [Partner 1]'s finger and repeat: "[Partner 1], please take this ring as a symbol of my love and commitment to you." (Personal vows if relevant.)

From myself, and on behalf of your witnesses, your families and friends, I'd like to wish you a long and happy life together. It gives me great pleasure to now pronounce you Husband and Wife / Wife and Wife / Husband and Husband / Partner and Partner / Married at Last! You may now kiss!

(Music plays while signing takes place.)

Following the ceremony, we ask you to join [Partner 1] and [Partner 2] for ……… But before that, please join me in welcoming for the very first time — THE NEWLYWEDS! (Music plays.)

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